Corny pick up lines

Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, clean, corny
Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty
I'm going to stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw someone better for me.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, corny, cute
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: anime, clean, corny
I will love you until I forget who you are.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, reverse
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, clean, corny
I'm a lion: Meow.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure's always waiting just ahead.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny
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