Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.
Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
I'm going to stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw someone better for me.
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.
I will love you until I forget who you are.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
I'm a lion: Meow.
Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure's always waiting just ahead.