I hope you don't mind an unsolicited critique of your dating profile.
Thanks for still wanting to see me naked during the season in which my body looks the worst.
Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.
I will wrap Christmas gifts soon, may I pack you too?
Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
This winter was particularly hard on my having to imagine what your cleavage looks like.
Will you guide my sleigh tonight?
I need to learn Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.