We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
Hi, can I domesticate you?
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
Girl are you a bong because I would hit that.
Do you want to meet Santa little helper tonight?
Your face is a work of art. Let's frame it. We should frame it with my legs.
You were hoping to get a goodnight kiss? I was hoping to get goodnight laid.
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I like your plaid spandex pants, but I like myself in them better.