May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, Here's (name). Comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when you're done with me, we'll be on fire!