Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
You're only a riot grrl cuz you haven't experienced me yet.
My head isn't the only thing completely shaved.
Wanna carve the anarchy symbol on each other?
I was hesitant to message you because of how pointy your elbows are. I caved in and messaged you because I'm trying to better myself and become less discriminating. So I'm willing to give you a shot, pointy elbows and all.
Do you like this t-shirt? It's made out of girlfriend material.
I would do fifty shades of bad things to you.
So it says you're less than a mile away… I think destiny's trying to say something.
We're gonna look back at this app in 20 years and tell our kids our story. Then can follow up later with.. But first we need to make our story, starting with your number.
I don't normally give out compliments to girls I just meet but you have great taste in men.