Girl, you make me an animal.
You're definitely on my most wanted list!
Have you ever been to Hawaii? (No why?) Well it was the most beautiful thing before I saw you.
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
I'm alien, can I probe you?
Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I wonder what your batter tastes like.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
Can I be your butter on your bread?