Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
Hey girl. Do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.
May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
They say dating is a numbers game...so can I get your number?
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
I wish I had parachute, because I'm falling bad for you!
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people...can I practice on you?
I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
Your dress looks complicated. Need help taking it off?