Corny pick up lines

Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Hey girl. Do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: baseball, clean, corny
May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, clean, corny
They say dating is a numbers game...so can I get your number?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, creepy, funny
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
I wish I had parachute, because I'm falling bad for you!
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people...can I practice on you?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
Your dress looks complicated. Need help taking it off?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
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