They say dating is a numbers game...so can I get your number?
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
I wish I had parachute, because I'm falling bad for you!
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people...can I practice on you?
I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
Your dress looks complicated. Need help taking it off?
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, Here's (name). Comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when you're done with me, we'll be on fire!
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.