I will be a Dixie Chick and you be my cowboy... now take me away!
My favorite singer is Mick Jagger. He can't get no satisfaction and neither can I. Want to help me change that.
Do you like cherries? [No.] Ok, can I have yours?
When I see you, sea levels aren't the only thing rising.
Do you wanna do something that rhymes with 'Truck'?
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
So, do you prefer lento, andante, or allegro?
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2017. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.
When I get sad, I stop being sad. And I am awesome instead. True Story.