Corny pick up lines

I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
Your dress looks complicated. Need help taking it off?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, Here's (name). Comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when you're done with me, we'll be on fire!
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Pick up line: corny
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny, funny
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
Baby, i'm gonna break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer!
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: science, nerdy, corny
How about you Palmitoylate my protein, so I can drive it into your lipid raft.
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Pick up line: science, cheesy, clean, corny, nerdy
Don't worry, baby, I won't bite. (Luis Suarez)
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: football, corny, funny
Wanna go out? (I have a boyfriend.) It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: soccer, cheesy, corny, football
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