Corny pick up lines

You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Hey girl, it's pleasant when brothers and sisters dwell together in unity. And you can't have unity without U.N.I.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: christian, corny
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
Hey girl, you're one fine-lookin' mother pupper.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, clean
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Did someone just say Wingardium Leviosa or are you happy to see me?
I am very thirsty, would you mind if I taste your juice?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Breathing isn't the only thing that gets hard when I'm next to you.
You must be a time lord, because you have two hearts...Yours and mine.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
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