Corny pick up lines

Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, cute, weird
You still use internet explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: science, corny, dirty, nerdy
You're so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, weird
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
They're called eyebrows because my eyes are browsin' that fine ass.
Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, cute, corny
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: soccer, cheesy, corny
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
You want to see my spaceship?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, nerdy
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, funny
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