What you're doing here, is giving me a DE-Rection.
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside...
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.
Wanna meet Santa's little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...
Are you Greek? Cause you look like a Goddess to me.
I don't need Apple Maps to get completely lost in your eyes.
You remind me of my pinky toe... Your small, cute and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.