Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can aswer my text message.
I know we just met but I feel like I've known you since way back when I first began stalking you.
I'm a muggle on the streets, but a wizard in the sheets.
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
I must be from Alderaan, because you just blew up my world.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
Hey girl, it's pleasant when brothers and sisters dwell together in unity. And you can't have unity without U.N.I.
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.