Fu*k me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?
My taco would like to meat you.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
If you could build a ship which ship would it be? Mine would be a relationship.
You're emo too?! Let's hold each other and sob.
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips. Girl: Bet's on. (kisses her) Guy: I lost.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Hey, come here often? You could, with me.