Corny pick up lines

I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
Don't speak to me, don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, cause my doctor advised me to keep away from Sweets.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
It was love at first sniff.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny
Not even Snape could Severus apart.
You've got my heart on lockdown like a Gringotts Vault.
Is this pew taken?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: christian, cheesy, corny, funny
Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can aswer my text message.
I know we just met but I feel like I've known you since way back when I first began stalking you.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
I'm a muggle on the streets, but a wizard in the sheets.
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, corny
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