Corny pick up lines

You make me wish I weren't gay!
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Can I swim in your eyes on a hot summer day?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Will you marry me for just one night?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow.
I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection!
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty
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