Are you a flower? Because this honeybee is gonna be sucking you dry tonight.
Do you want to know what's always up and never gets tired? My dick.
Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park.
Hey Girl, Are you a Pulmonary Embolisim? 'Cause you're making me breathless.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people...can I practice on you?