I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
You don't need to say "Incendio" to light my fire.
Are you interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000? Cause your sweeping me off my feet!
I would take a marauders map just to stare at you all night!
I can't wait to see how my new fall wardrobe looks on your floor.
Your willingness to discuss Harry Potter with me greatly increases the probability that I'll let you Slytherin my Chamber of Secrets, and that's not just the Butterbeer talking.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
You're the most boo-tiful ghost I've seen all night!