Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!
This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
How about your red phosphorus coating and my short stick get together? Cuz its obvious we're a match.
I think I love you – in that dress. Haha, caught myself.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
Baby you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Do you like pussy? Because I've two cats back home.
Settle down, sugar. I'm diabetic.
Here's your first wish, what are your other two?