Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Nice shoes, want to fuck?
When was the last time you had sex?
I am more interesting than you can possibly imagine.
Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
I need a place to stay, because you're so hot you burnt my house down.
(Guy closing hand with nothing inside and showing it to girl): It's my breath from when you took it away.
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.