Corny pick up lines

They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night.
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Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, dirty
The longer you stay, the more zombies appear.
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Pick up line: corny, funny, weird
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt.
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Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
You must be the witch, because you've cast a love spell on me.
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Pick up line: clean, corny
Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: football, corny, clean
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, corny
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