You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together.
Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame.
You look like Carrie Underwood.
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men up.