Corny pick up lines

You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: football, corny, clean
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, corny
Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame.
You look like Carrie Underwood.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: hockey, dirty, corny
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, corny, dirty
Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men up.
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