Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame.
You look like Carrie Underwood.
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men up.
Miss, do you have a string? No? It's a shame, I wanted to connect with you and build a relationship.
I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...
Do they make you in hug pillow?
After all this is over, I'm going to have 99 virgins, but you won't be one.