Corny pick up lines

Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
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Pick up line: football, corny, clean
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, corny
Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame.
You look like Carrie Underwood.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: hockey, dirty, corny
Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men up.
Miss, do you have a string? No? It's a shame, I wanted to connect with you and build a relationship.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Do they make you in hug pillow?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, cheesy, corny
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