I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
Are your eyes the maze? Cause I'm lost in them.
Wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
You are not just an art but a masterpiece.
You're drop-dead gorgeous.
I wonder what you taste like.
Make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night.
You smell that? Smells like love.