Do you smell smoke? I think it's because you are smoking hot.
Baby, you're the honey on my bunches of oats!
It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.
Can I have your autograph? (Why?) Well, you are Miss America, aren't you?
I'll give you a minute to give me your phone number. After that, you can forget about going out with me.
Are you an oscillating fan? 'Cause your phone is ringing.
Hey - I think you are the sexiest girl in the world!
You have the ass of a great artist.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.