After all this is over, I'm going to have 99 virgins, but you won't be one.
Show me your Bankai, big boy.
Girl, I know you're not a dementor, because you definitely don't suck.
I believe in speaking in tongues.
Want to go somewhere for a spell?
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
You had me at "Harry Potter."
You must have a preventative maintenance routine, because your face hasn't degraded one bit!