Corny pick up lines

Do you like pussy? Because I've two cats back home.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Settle down, sugar. I'm diabetic.
Here's your first wish, what are your other two?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny
All the other girls are just rough drafts.... But I think you are the FINAL COPY!!
Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?
How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
Are you Vietnamese? Because I'm falling pho you.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would rather kill myself than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made with a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny
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