Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
Liquor is not the only hard thing around here, girl.
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: MY EYES.
Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.