Did you cast a DoT Fire Spell? Because you've been burning me up all day.
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?
Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet.
Flowers get jealous when they see you around, as they do not understand why one of them can walk away from the garden.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Roses are red, So are your lips. You should sit on my face and wiggle your hips...
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Why hello there gorgeous. So when did you decided to grace the human race with such a beautiful face?