Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
You had me at "Harry Potter."
You must have a preventative maintenance routine, because your face hasn't degraded one bit!
Is your name Natsu? Because you get me fired up.
My favorite position is doggie-style. What's yours?
Is there a Boggart in your pants? Because your ass is Ridikkulus!
So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.