You must have a preventative maintenance routine, because your face hasn't degraded one bit!
Is your name Natsu? Because you get me fired up.
My favorite position is doggie-style. What's yours?
Is there a Boggart in your pants? Because your ass is Ridikkulus!
So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
You can briing me the horizon, but I'will bring you to my bedroom.
You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. But I know you wouldn't do that. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. That last part is not true, by the way. The polar bears would be upset.