Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?
My other stick curves to the right.
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
Were you the one who invented the airplane? That's because you seem so Wright for me.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
Come on, don't make me beg!
Do you have any idea how to get to know you?