Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
Were you the one who invented the airplane? That's because you seem so Wright for me.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
Come on, don't make me beg!
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
All I want for Christmas is you. Seriously. Get in the box.