Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
Come on, don't make me beg!
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Can I see your blueprints? I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you're structurally sound enough to do so.
All I want for Christmas is you. Seriously. Get in the box.
Do you have any idea how to get to know you?
Hey, you are even prettier than in your Facebook profile picture.
If I were you I would definitely start dating with me.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.