Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
Girl you have cuter dimples than a cardioid!
I like my men like I like my ideal law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.
Bubbles aren't the only thing I'm good at blowing.
I consider myself to be fisher of women. This would be referred to as "casting my net."
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
Your face is a work of art. Let's frame it. We should frame it with my legs.
We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
When I'm around you I can't think straight.