Did you fall down from heaven? Because it looks like you've experienced some sort of trauma to your face.
God showed me you in my dream I know we're suppose to be together.
Are you trash? Because I don't really want to take you out but I will to appease my mother.
You smell like a trash so can I take you out?
Wanna help me cheat on my wife?
You are so selfish, you going to have that body for the rest of your life. I just want it for one night.
I can already tell, we have a lot in common. We're both ugly, we're both single; you should give me your number.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.