Can I borrow a mobile? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.
Did you fall down from heaven? Because it looks like you've experienced some sort of trauma to your face.
You are so selfish, you going to have that body for the rest of your life. I just want it for one night.
I can already tell, we have a lot in common. We're both ugly, we're both single; you should give me your number.