We're a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?
Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.
Congratulations, you have been voted the hottest girl here, your prize a date with me!
Hey girl, I saw you on Tinder.
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now? Give me a second; I need to change my Facebook relationship status.
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
I can't wait to introduce you to my mom.
Is swiping right our first commitment to each other? Am I allowed to swipe right with other girls or is that cheating?
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.