Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
You're everything I thought I never wanted in a girl.
You're really not hot enough to get away with being this boring.
We're a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?
Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.
Congratulations, you have been voted the hottest girl here, your prize a date with me!
Hey girl, I saw you on Tinder.