I named my dick "the truth" cause bitches can't handle it!
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
You remind me of my pinky toe.. Your small, cute and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel, because baby you are dynamite!
Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon?, because you are the ONe.
I'm in the process of writing a telephone book. May I have your number?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!