I'm a muggle on the streets, but a wizard in the sheets.
Did someone just say Wingardium Leviosa or are you happy to see me?
You might be the DROID I'm looking for.
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
If I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
I don't need to use byakugan to see into your heart.
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.