Did it hurt? "Did what hurt?" When you fell out of heaven?
I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!
Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you're magically delicious!
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?
Are you a light switch? 'Cause you turn me on!
If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?