When I get sad, I stop being sad. And I am awesome instead. True Story.
Are you religious? Because your prayers have just been answered.
Nice package let me help unwrap that for you.
In the words of a 2002 Budweiser commercial, wassup?
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I'm taken.
I could use some spare change and you're a dime.