I've got a condom with your name on it.
My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.
I am writing a new algorithm, and I need some test data. What are your measurements?
I want sex! Sorry, the doctor said that would help...
Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?
Aren't you the girl/guy who is having sex with that really good looking guy/girl? (No.) Want to be?
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
Are you African? Because you're a fricken babe!
I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
90% of my game is corny pick up lines and the other 10 is awkward stares.