Drop that zero and get with the hero. In other words...You better come with me.
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
There must be a monkey here. Because I'm going bananas over you.
Before you run, I'm not a freak.
Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
Are you a beaver? Cause dam!
Did you just come out of oven, because you sure are hot.
I think your beauty is out of this world. Do you work at NASA?