Do you like this t-shirt? It's made out of girlfriend material.
Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?
You can't be my first, but you could be my next.
Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
Is your name Joe? Cause you've won my Hart.
How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.