My split finger will have your knees buckling.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is taking up a lot of room.
Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.
I didn't know that Miss America lived here!
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?