Corny pick up lines

I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
That outfit is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, funny
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
My split finger will have your knees buckling.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny
What you're doing here, is giving me a DE-Rection.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, creepy, weird
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside...
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
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