What you're doing here, is giving me a DE-Rection.
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside...
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak.
Wanna meet Santa's little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...