Corny pick up lines

What you're doing here, is giving me a DE-Rection.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, creepy, weird
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside...
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, cheesy, corny
Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: football, soccer, corny
Wanna meet Santa's little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, corny, dirty
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