I'll let you use my Death Note if you go on a date with me.
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?
Do you know kissing is a language of love? Let's chat for a while.
I was reading the book of Numbers and realized I didn't have yours.
God showed me you in my dream I know we're suppose to be together.
Wanna help me cheat on my wife?
I can already tell, we have a lot in common. We're both ugly, we're both single; you should give me your number.
You're really not hot enough to get away with being this boring.
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?