It takes balls to play golf.
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are.
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
You smell that? Smells like love.
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.