Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
Are you Eric Sogard because there's no way I'd ever forget you.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Do you like pussy? Because I've two cats back home.
Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding!
I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.