I miss you even when I'm not horny.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.
I didn't know that Miss America lived here!
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?