Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
Tell you what I want, what I really want. A) To know, who was your favorite Spice Girl? and B) Your number?
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.
How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Wanna see my world cup in action?
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?