Corny pick up lines

You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later.
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Do you know what you and the weather have in common? You're both hot!
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty
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