You had me at "Harry Potter."
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?
I miss you even when I'm not horny.
Ever notice how "End of Evangelion" and "Let's Get It On" rhyme?
When I bring an ejectment action, there'll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.