Corny pick up lines

Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause i already got balls.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: corny
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
I've got a condom with your name on it.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.
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