Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause i already got balls.
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
I've got a condom with your name on it.
My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.