he grip on my stick is custom textured for your pleasure.
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
Did it hurt? When you fall from the Hot Mountain?
Might you want to see my Slazenger alongside my naturally cleaned balls?
Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
Do you have a map, because I want to find my way into your pants.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
Do you have the time?...cause I've got the place!!
Are we in Lord of The Rings? Cause I swear you're my precious...
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.