Corny pick up lines

he grip on my stick is custom textured for your pleasure.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, creepy, weird
Did it hurt? When you fall from the Hot Mountain?
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Might you want to see my Slazenger alongside my naturally cleaned balls?
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: golf, cheesy, corny
Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
Do you have a map, because I want to find my way into your pants.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Do you have the time?...cause I've got the place!!
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Are we in Lord of The Rings? Cause I swear you're my precious...
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, dirty
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