Pick up line #1037

Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty, soccer

Similar pick up lines

See also best pick up lines rated by other visitors.

You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
88.65 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
88.15 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, corny
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, music
Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird

Pick up lines for

Special pick up lines