That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.
Are you Eric Sogard because there's no way I'd ever forget you.
Do you like ice cream? Good because you look like my favorite topping!
My name's Mickey. Are you my Minnie?
You've got an ass like an onion. It makes me wanna cry.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
You're so hot that you denature my enzymes.
I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
If I had one wish I would turn you into a motorbike. Why? Because I want to ride you all night.
You remind me of my chopstick Cuz you da balm.