Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now? Give me a second; I need to change my Facebook relationship status.
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
I can't wait to introduce you to my mom.
Is swiping right our first commitment to each other? Am I allowed to swipe right with other girls or is that cheating?
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
My bologna has a first name.
I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.