Corny pick up lines

My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
My bologna has a first name.
I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, clean
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy
I named my dick "the truth" cause bitches can't handle it!
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, cute
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
You remind me of my pinky toe.. Your small, cute and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
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