My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
My bologna has a first name.
I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
I named my dick "the truth" cause bitches can't handle it!
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
You remind me of my pinky toe.. Your small, cute and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.