Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now? Give me a second; I need to change my Facebook relationship status.
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
I can't wait to introduce you to my mom.
Is swiping right our first commitment to each other? Am I allowed to swipe right with other girls or is that cheating?
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
My bologna has a first name.
I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.