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Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
Maybe now you could give me oral assurances of firmness, and later on we might see about talking about anticipatory breach.
When I bring an ejectment action, there'll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.
Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.
I'm just asserting my right to relief which has been arising out of this action.
Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?