Corny pick up lines

You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, biology, nerdy, weird
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny
Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, reverse
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, funny
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cute, corny, weird
Your pick up lines are working, said no woman ever.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
75.10 % 31 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, clean, music
With a great penis comes great responsibility.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: inappropriate, corny
We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
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