With a great penis comes great responsibility.
We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?
My other stick curves to the right.
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
Were you the one who invented the airplane? That's because you seem so Wright for me.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?