If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you.
Your pick up lines are working, said no woman ever.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
With a great penis comes great responsibility.
We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?
My other stick curves to the right.
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.