Corny pick up lines

You can briing me the horizon, but I'will bring you to my bedroom.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny
You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. But I know you wouldn't do that. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. That last part is not true, by the way. The polar bears would be upset.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny
Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, reverse
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, funny
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
Your pick up lines are working, said no woman ever.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
75.10 % 31 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, clean, music
With a great penis comes great responsibility.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: inappropriate, corny
We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
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