Corny pick up lines

If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, funny
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cute, corny, weird
Your pick up lines are working, said no woman ever.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
75.10 % 31 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, clean, music
With a great penis comes great responsibility.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: inappropriate, corny
We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
My other stick curves to the right.
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
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