You can briing me the horizon, but I'will bring you to my bedroom.
You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. But I know you wouldn't do that. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. That last part is not true, by the way. The polar bears would be upset.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet.
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
Your pick up lines are working, said no woman ever.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
With a great penis comes great responsibility.
We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.