You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet.
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you.
Your pick up lines are working, said no woman ever.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
With a great penis comes great responsibility.
We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.