If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
Do you like bacoon? Wanna strip?
You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
Got a soggy bun for a lonely weenie?
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?