Corny pick up lines

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
I don't need to look at more data. What I'm feeling with you is already statistically significant.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, nerdy, cute
Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, corny
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, clean, reverse, weird
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty, nerdy
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