Corny pick up lines

I'd rewatch an entire TV series for you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Let's make love like there is a North Korean long-range missile headed straight toward us.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You must have been in Professor Flitwick's class, because I've never met anyone more charming.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
If you were one of Santa's reindeer, you'd definitely be Vixen.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, clean
My name might not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, clean, corny
My wand has chosen you!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, clean
I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
Let's do it kitty style.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Want to see my Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny
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