Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
I'm placing you on the endangered species list...Because, baby, you're one of a kind.
You're like finding the perfect audition piece; rare, beautiful, and well worth the search.
Hey girl, take your time gwtting ready. I'll just sit here and pray the rosary. You're worth waiting decades for.
Are you a tree? Because you are unbeleafable.
I won't shoot first in bed.
I want you so bad we should get matching tatooines.
Why'd you dress up as princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as "the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party"?