Corny pick up lines

I don't need to use byakugan to see into your heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny, cheesy, clean
I shall beat you to within an inch of your life...and then i am going to have you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
Other than me, what are you asking Santa for this year?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, funny
I'd rewatch an entire TV series for you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Let's make love like there is a North Korean long-range missile headed straight toward us.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You must have been in Professor Flitwick's class, because I've never met anyone more charming.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
If you were one of Santa's reindeer, you'd definitely be Vixen.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, clean
My name might not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, clean, corny
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