Corny pick up lines

Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups, it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.
Nice legs! They'd look better on my shoulders.
73.90 % 503 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.
73.61 % 29 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, reverse
You have such a nice smile! I haven't seen any... for at least two hours.
I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, football
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, hockey
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, corny
Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string you'll take your Falsetto an octave higher.
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty, nerdy
Nice set of parabolas!
Maybe now you could give me oral assurances of firmness, and later on we might see about talking about anticipatory breach.
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
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