I'll let you use my Death Note if you go on a date with me.
I'll love you longer than all the Naruto episodes.
I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
I love you for so much more than just your life-saving body heat.
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
I don't need to use byakugan to see into your heart.
I shall beat you to within an inch of your life...and then i am going to have you.
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
Other than me, what are you asking Santa for this year?
I'd rewatch an entire TV series for you.