Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2.
I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me... I give you permission, but on one condition. Don't shoot me in the heart, because that's where you are!
I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when I look at yours, I'm speechless.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
I must be Clarkson because I'm falling for you.
Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
For the last 24 hours, 1440 minutes, 86400 seconds, I've missed you.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.