A man can love a million girls, but a real man loves one girl in million ways...
You're as beautiful as the night sky, your eyes shine like the star above, your smile as the moon illuminate the beauty of the night.
You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.
Roses are red, violets are blue, love never crossed my mind until the day I met you...
Baby you must be made of mica rock because you have perfect cleavage.
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2.
I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me... I give you permission, but on one condition. Don't shoot me in the heart, because that's where you are!
I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when I look at yours, I'm speechless.